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Simon and Adrien argue for what they should have for dinner!
Simon: We’re having burgers tonight!
Adrien: Well I say we have pizza for dinner instead!
Simon: We had pizza last night! And you need to lay off! You’re practically addicted to it!
Adrien: Really, says the guy who eats a burger every day for lunch!
Simon: You’re so addicted to pizza you look like you’re gonna turn into one!
Adrien: Yeah?! Well, you’ve eaten so many burgers you’re going to turn into one yourself!
Simon: Uh… I think we went a little too far.
Adrien: You think?!
Adam: Giant burger…… Giant pizza slice…….
Simon: Uh oh…
Adrien: He’s not that stupid, right? I mean, he can see our faces…right?
Adam: GIANT FOOOOOOD!!!!
Adam: EATING TIME!!!!
Adrien: OH MY GOD!!!
ONE HOUR LATER
Adam: That…was gooooooooooood. That was the best dinner I’ve ever had.
Adam: Oh, wait, I forgot about Simon and Adrien: Surely they would’ve wanted some.
Adam: Ah, well, their loss. And I’m so gonna rub it in their faces later. Simon would’ve had that burger for himself, and Adrien would’ve eaten that pizza in a heartbeat. They’re gonna be so jealous when they hear of this.
Adam: *yawn* I’m tired. I think I’m gonna take a nap, on this nice wooden….smooth…floor…
Adrien: When we get out of here and get back to normal, I’m going to kick Adam’s butt!
Simon: Get in line! I got first dibs on beating the heck out of him!
©2013 Jerry Boutot III
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