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Adam gets stuck in a mail box!
Adrien: So, Adam, how exactly did you get stuck like that?
Adam: Oh, don’t look at me like that! How was I supposed to know that hill would still have ice?!
Adrien: Um, roller blading in winter, Adam? Ether you’re very stupid, which I think you are,
Adrien: or you’re confident. Either way, you shouldn’t have done that.
Adam: Hey, wait…you sounded like Simon just now…
Adrien: I know! Sickening, ain’t it?
Adrien: Anyway, just sit there for a minute, I’m gonna try to think of a way to get you out.
Adam: Oh, sure, don’t worry, I won’t be going anywhere…
Adam: Um, hello back there. You alright? You’re brain didn’t shut down on ya did it?
Adrien: Well, with that attitude, let’s see you get yourself out of there.
Adam: Wait, what?! You’re just gonna leave me here?!
Adrien: Since you got yourself stuck in there, I’m sure you can get out on your own. See you around.
Adam: Adrien! Wait! Don’t leave me hanging!
Adam: Fine, I will get out on my own! And when I do, I’m gonna find and kick your orange butt! And you want to know why?!
Adam: I’M A WINNER! I’M A WINNER! I’M A WINNER!
THIRTY TWO SECONDS LATER…
Adam: Almost there! I can feel it! I’m almost unstuck! EEEERRRRRR!!!
Adam: Wait… *sniff* *sniff* What’s that smell?
Adam: Aww, man. And these were my favorite pair of pants too.
©2012 Jerry Boutot III
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