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Simon was having a relaxing day, that is until Adam broke through his wall…
SCRIPT
Simon: *fff*
Simon: *gulp*
Simon: *sigh*
Adam: AAHH!
Simon: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Simon: Adam! You broke though my wall!
Adam: Yeah, uh, sorry about that! But this is important! It’s Adrien!
Simon: Wait, what happened to Adrien?
Adam: I can’t explain right now! There’s no time!
Adam: Come on! We need to go now!
Simon: Wait Adam, hold up!
Adam: No time!
Simon: Whoa! Watch it!
Clock: Heh heh heh, no, I’m not cleaning that up.
Adam: Quick! Get in Adrien’s car! I’ll drive!
Simon: Wait, since when did you know how to drive?
Adam: Oh, like fifteen minutes ago.
Simon: Wait, what?!
Adam: Alright, here we come Adrien!
Simon: Adam! Wait!
Simon: Adam, slow down! You’re going too fast!
Adam: I can’t! Adrien’s counting on us!
Hillbilly: AAHH!
Simon: Adam, you almost ran over Mr. Hillbilly!
Adam: Doesn’t matter! Adrien is more important!
Guy: Aww, who’s a pretty black cat? Is it you? Is it you? Oh you bet it is.
Cat: *meow*
Guy: Aww, you leaving? Okay then, bye bye. See you around.
Guy: Ahh, I love cats. They’re so cute, calming, and-
Guy: *gasp*!
Guy: Is this…. Trollite?
Guy: Trollite: the rarest space rock ever to be recorded!
Guy: And it just fell right in front of me!
Guy: I’m going to become ri-
Adam: MOVE!
Guy: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Simon: *gasp*!
Simon: Alright, that’s it! Stop this car now!
Adam: I will, as soon as we get to Adrien’s.
Adam: In fact, we’re here.
Simon: I swear Adam, this better be important.
Adam: Come on! Adrien’s inside!
Adam: Adrien! I’m back! And I got Simon with me!
Adrien: Perfect, I’ve been waiting for you two.
Simon: W…..What?
Adrien: Don’t just stand there! Get me out of this thing!
Simon: ……….Adrien, what’s going on?
Adrien: *sigh* Adam and I were trying to test out this new cannon I made, but somehow I got stuck when I inserted myself into it. Adam can’t pull me out on his own, so I told him to go get you as quickly as possible.
Adam: But, now that you’re here, we can test the cannon and shoot the first cannonball to be shot around the world and back!
Adrien: That’s right. By doing this, we’re g0nna create a whole new world record.
Simon: …So, let me get this straight. You had Adam do who knows what on his way to my home, broke through my wall and made a mess, nearly hit Mr. Hillbilly, and actually hit some one, just so I can help you shoot a cannonball around the world?
Adrien: Simon, when it comes to creating new world records, you should never let anything or anyone stand in your way.
Adam: Yeah! Shouldn’t you already know this Simon? This is baby stuff.
Adrien: Um, Simon, where are you-hey! What are you doing?! Wait, I’m still stuck in here! Simon no!
Adrien: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Simon: Hmph. Only went as far as his car. So much for a world record.
©2014 Jerry Boutot III
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