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Guess who’s back?
SCRIPT
Simon: Adrien…let me be perfectly clear…
Simon: This plan of yours…
Simon: is RIDICULOUS!
Adrien: Oh, really? And why is that?
Simon: You really want to know? Fine, I’ll tell you.
Simon: Since when is it ever a good idea to involve the talking moon?! Especially since Adam and I are STILL suffering from the effects of your pill from month ago!
Moon: *gasp* Oh oh! You remembered me! That wonderful!
Simon: And of course, it’s still talking.
Adrien: Yes, well, if you just listen to me for a moment, I’ll gladly tell you the plan.
Adrien: You see Simon, this device here is going to silence the moon. Well, to us at least.
Moon: Aww. Are you trying to get rid of me? That’s not very nice!
Adrien: Nice? Trust me, I can be the nicest person in the whole world if I wanted to. But when it comes to you…
Adrien: I don’t do nice!
Adrien: Now, we just wait for the dish to block out the moon’s voice.
Moon: Oh! I feel…weird.
Adrien: Weird?
Moon: I…feel something. Like a…sensation.
Simon: What?
Adrien: Okay, hold up. The rays’ supposed to silence you, not make you feel weird.
Simon: Um, why is the moon shaking?
Adrien: Don’t look at me, I don’t what’s going on with that moon anymore.
Moon: *GASP*!
Moon: I’M MOVING!!!
Moon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Simon: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Adrien: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Moon: I’m finally coming down!
Simon: Adrien, hurry! Turn it off! It’s going to crash into the Earth!
Adrien: What do you think I’m doing?!
Moon: We can finally play together!
Adrien: GOT IT!
Moon: Aww, are you trying to stop me? Too bad! I’m already entering Earth’s atmosphere!
Moon: Hahahaha! The fun is about to begin!
Simon/Adrien: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Adam: HEY! WAIT A SECOND!
Adam: How the heck is this an ending?!
Adam: You call that an ending?! And more importantly, where am I in this comic?!
Adam: Do I really need to remind you that I too was affected by Adrien’s pill?! You know, the pill that started making us think the moon was talking!
Adam: Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re going to put me in the comic, and give it a better ending.
Adam: GOT IT?!
Moon: Hahahaha! The fun is about to begin!
Simon/Adrien/Adam: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganymede: Lunar! What do you think you’re doing?!
Moon: B…Big brother Ganymede?
Adrien: Wait. Ganymede? As in: Jupiter’s largest moon, THAT Ganymede?!
Moon: Big brother, what are you doing here?
Ganymede: What do you think? Stopping you from crashing into the Earth, that’s what!
Moon: B-But-
Ganymede: Lunar, get back into position, NOW!
Adrien: Is this really happening?
Simon: I don’t know anymore.
Adam: My butt is itching from watching this.
Moon: WAHHH! You never let me have fun big brother, you meanie!
Ganymede: Go to bed Lunar.
Adrien: Thought: How the heck does a moon go to bed?!
Moon: I’ll get you back for this Ganymede, I swear!
Ganymede: Yeah, you saying that for the one thousandth five hundred and seventy two times kinda made it loose it’s touch.
Adrien: Unbelievable…
Ganymede: Anyway, humans, try to forget what you say here today. This way, you’ll stay sane. Now then, good bye you three, hope that we’ll never have to meet again.
Simon/Adrien/Adam:…….
Adam: ……I think my butt is still itching.
Simon: Wait, Adam… when did you get here?
Adam: What are you talking about? I was here the whole time.
Adrien: Nooo… I’m pretty sure it was just Simon and I here. Besides, I only invited him.
Adam: Yeah, well, I think you need new glasses. Because you’ve obviously gone blind!
Simon: You literally weren’t here not even five minutes ago!
Adam: What, you think I just popped up here or something?! Get real!
Adam: There. That’s better. I knew you had it in you.
Adrien: *gasp*! Adam!
Adam: Uh oh. Busted.
Adrien: Adam! Have you been messing with the natural order?
Adam: Uhh….maybe?
Adrien: You can’t just change the scenario to your liking Adam!
Adam: Hey, I saved the world! You wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for me!
Adrien: That’s not the point! The point is you’re going to make the author angry!
Adam: Oh, spare me, please.
Adam: What’s he gonna do? Erase my hair?
Adam: Huh?! WHAT?!
Adam: AAAAHHHH! MY HAIR!
Adam: DON’T LOOK AT ME!!! WAAHHH!!!!!
Adam: WAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Adrien: Huh?
Adrien: Wa-Wa-Wait! I’m going! I’m going! No need to erase my hair!
