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Adrien drags Simon and Adam to court!
Simon: *sigh* I can’t believe that you’re gonna go through with this.
Adrien: Quiet! This is something I have to do!
Adam: Seriously Adrien, this is just ridiculous.
Bailiff: All rise……
Bailiff: Judge Tombs!
Adam: That’s…..that’s a BIG judge…..
Simon: Is that…a mallet?
Bailiff: Oh, uh, Judge Massive, I’m afraid this isn’t the courtroom you’ll be working in today. The one you’re looking for is down the fall to the left.
Massive: Oh, my mistake. Sometimes these halls all look the same to me. Aw well, carry on bailiff.
Bailiff: Ah, what a nice guy.
Simon: Wait, that was the wrong judge?
Adrien: Well….that was weird.
Adam: You know, I feel sorry for the court room that’ll have THAT judge. I mean, seriously, he was freakishly massive.
Bailiff: Ah, Judge Tombs, we’ve been expecting you.
Tombs: Apologies, I had to replace my gavel. I banged on my old one so hard that it broke!
Simon: Finally, this ridiculous trial of yours can start.
Adrien: At last….Justice!
Adam: Geez louise.
Tombs: Alright, let’s get this trial started.
Adrien: Well gents, wish me luck.
Simon: Seriously Adrien, whatever.
Tombs: Alright, will a… Mr. Hobo and Mr. Hillbilly please take the stand.
Adrien: Wait, what?
Simon: Wait a second, this isn’t your trial?
Adam: Who cares? Can I go home now?
Hobo: Shungi omba buuba tata whelca bombido!
HILLBILLY BLOWS A RASBERRY
Tombs: Order. Now, Mr. Hobo please speak in English so the court and jury can understand you. And Mr. Hillbilly, please refrain from giving anyone a Bronx cheer.
Tombs: Now then, Mr. Hobo, let’s start with you.
Hobo: Sorry your honor, I switch back to my native tongue every now and then out of habit.
Tombs: That’s fine, but please keep it in English through the rest of the trial.
Adrien: That hobo…I think I’ve seen him before…
Adam: Really? Where?
Hobo: Well, your honor, I was on my way home from work when, suddenly,
Hobo: this bombido here stole my clams! I worked hard to find them! I even named one of them Shelldon!
Bailiff: Okay, now I’ve heard everything. Horse thief, dog thief, cat thief, and now clam thief. That one’s going into the books.
Tombs: Hm hm hm, that’s for sure.
ADRIEN SMAKS HIS FACE INTO THE TABLE
Tombs: Anyway, Mr. Hillbilly, let me hear your side of the story.
Hillbilly: Well, your honor, I was just taking a relaxing nap on my boat, when
Hillbilly: this hooligan here ran up to me, threw me off my boat and stole it!
Hobo: You lie! If there was any thievery going on, it was you who stole Shelldon from me!
Hillbilly: For the last time, I don’t have any “Shelldon.” Get that through your thick skull!
Hobo: Why I oughta-
Tombs: Order! Enough! Mr. Hobo and Mr. Hillbilly! Restrain yourselves!
Hobo: Return Shelldon to me, you bombido!
Hillbilly: And I want my boat back, you hobo!
Simon: Uh oh.
Adrien: Not good.
Adam: Um, should we leave?
HOBO PULLS OUT A BOAT
Hobo: You want your boat back bombido?! Well, you can have it!
HILLBILLY PULLS OUT A CLAM
Hillbilly: And you can have your no good shell back, you hobo!
Tombs: The both of you cease this foolishness at once!
Bailiff: Shall I call in security your honor?
Hobo/Hillbilly: STAY OUT OF THIS!
Bailiff: Hey, don’t talk to the judge like that!……
Bailiff: Wait… Judge Tombs? Where did you go?
Tombs: Good luck bailiff! I’m counting on you!
Simon: Yeah, we should leave.
Adam: I’ve had my laugh for today anyway.
Hobo: Say good bye to your boat, bombido!
Hillbilly: Yeah?! Well, say farewell to your precious Shelldon, hobo!
Bailiff: That’s it! You two! You’re coming with me to the station, and-
Bailiff: …..Oh dear.
Simon: To think, we’re only here because some one tried to take your waffle, and we end up at the wrong trial.
Adrien: Hey, I told him to get go my eggo! It’s not my fault it escalated like that!
Adam: Thinking: Wish I brought my camera….
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