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The guys meet their doubles!
Adrien: *sigh*……I’m bored.
Adrien: Thinking: Nothing exciting has been happening these days, and it makes life feel pretty dull.
Adrien: Seriously, I wouldn’t even mind if my glass mug here were to explode…
Adrien: Okay, I didn’t actually mean that…
Voice: But you did say that you didn’t mind for your mug to explode. You did say you wanted a bit of excitement just now as well.
Adrien: Oh, being a smart alec are w-
Evil Adrien: Hello, my brown haired counterpart. At last, we, the same person of two different dimensions, meet.
Adrien: Wait a minute, how, and WHY, are you here?
Evil Adrien: How? Hm hm, you should know, it was thanks to my, oh, wait, OUR, genius mind you have to thank. After all, when it comes to science, nothing is impossible for us.
Evil Adrien: As for the “why”, well, quite frankly, like you, I too was bored. So, to relieve my self of boredom, I figured, “Why not bring some friends for a little fun in another dimension?” I hope that’s enough to answer your “why”.
Evil Adrien: What? Oh, I’m sorry, did I forget to mention that earlier?
Evil Adrien: Hehehehe…
Evil Adrien: I’m afraid that your friends are going to be a little…preoccupied. If you know what I mean, hahaha!
Adrien: No….Simon! Adam!
Adam: So, you think you’re better than me huh?
Evil Adam: Duh, obviously! I’ve been doing this far longer than you ever have!
Adam: We’re the same age! So there’s no way you’re better than me!
Evil Adam: Well, we’ll just have to see about that, won’t we?
Adam: In that case, ready to be beaten by your better half?
Evil Adam: Ready? Oh, I was born ready. Ready to win that is!
Adam/Evil Adam: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
Adam/Evil Adam: SHOOT!
Adam/Evil Adam: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
Adam/Evil Adam: SHOOT!
Adam/Evil Adam: ROCK PAPER-
Evil Simon: So, instead of hitting a wall in frustration, he blows up a sun from a nearby solar system, and that still wasn’t enough to calm him down.
Simon: …Wow, your Adrien has one nasty temper…
Evil Simon: Trust me, you have NO idea…
Simon: heh, Guess I can only imagine then.
Simon: Hey, uh, we should probably go get our Adams and stop both of our Adriens before they do something stupid.
Evil Simon: Between you and my Adrien, that’s the smartest thing I’ve heard all day.
*BACK WITH ADRIEN*
Evil Adrien: No doubt that your friends are suffering from a terrible fate right about now, heheha!
Adrien: …If my friends are hurt in ANY way, I’ll make you regret coming to this world…
Evil Adrien: Really? Hehe, I’d like to see you try. Because, unfortunately for you, I hold all of the cards.
Adrien: Is that so? Well, we’ll just have to see about that…
Adrien: Hey Pipsqueak! You’re up!
Evil Adrien: Pipsqueak? Seriously?
Pipsqueak: THIS BETTER BE GOOD. MY FAVORITE SOAP OPERA IS ABOUT TO START. TONIGHT WE’LL FINALLY LEARN WHO JESSICA’S FATHER IS!
Adrien: Relax, this is important. Besides, you can use my evil self as a chew toy to help you calm down while watching your show.
Evil Adrien: Wait, you named it “Pipsqueak?” Well that’s a laugh right there. But seriously, did you really think that I would come unprepared for this situation?
Evil Adrien: Grigori! Get over here!
Gregory: FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS GREGORY! GET THAT THROUGH THAT LUMP YOU CALL A HEAD!
Evil Adrien: Good. I like that. You can use that frustration on my double over there.
Pipsqueak: COULD YOU PLEASE HURRY THIS UP? MY SHOW IS ABOUT TO START.
Gregory: YEAH, ME TOO. THERE’S NO WAY I’M MISSING TONIGHT’S EPISODE OF “THE LIFE OF JESSICA!”
Pipsqueak: HEY, WANT TO DITCH THESE TWO IDIOTS TO WATCH JESSICA AND LET THEM SORT OUT THEIR PROBLEMS?
Gregory: YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOT A BAD IDEA.
Evil Adrien: Grigori! Get your fat behind back here right now!
Evil Adrien: GRRRRRR!
Evil Adrien: No matter! I can still put you down! Too bad it had to be this wa-
Evil Simon: The’s enough Adrien.
Evil Adrien: S-Simon?! What are you doing?!
Adrien: Wait, that’s your Simon?…Why is his hair blue?
Evil Adam: I’ll take that.
Evil Adrien: What they?! Adam?! You too?!
Adrien: And now a red haired Adam. How strange.
Evil Adrien: Unhand me! Unhand me at once!
Evil Simon: No can do. Sorry Adrien, but your out of control.
Evil Adam: Yeah, you need like serious help.
Simon: Adrien, are you okay?
Adrien: Simon? Adam?! You’re alright! I was worried for you two.
Adam: Of course we’re fine. Their Adam and I we’re having an awesome Rock-Paper-Scissors contest, but the two Simons interrupted us!
Evil Adam: A contest that I was winning, by the way.
Adam: It was interrupted! It doesn’t count!
Evil Adam: Says the guy who was losing.
Evil Simon: Quiet.
Evil Simon: Anyway, sorry for all of the strangeness today. And as much as my Adam and I would like to hang out with you guys more, we’ve got to get our Adrien back home. I think he could use a long rest.
Simon: You’re leaving already? Well, good luck.
Adam: Hey, if you ever come back, we got a contest to finish!
Evil Adam: Yeah, with me winning in the end!
Evil Simon: Alright Adam. Do it.
Evil Adam: You got it.
Evil Adrien: Remember this, my counterpart, I may have been beaten today, but when I come back, I’ll make you regret ever being bor-
Evil Adrien, Simon, and Adam vanish.
Adrien: So…those were our alternate selves from an alternate dimension. With an evil me living there.
Simon: Well, you know what some people say, “It’s a mysterious universe out there.” Or, in this case, the multiverse.
Adam: You know what? I find it weird that out of the three of us, only one was evil while the rest were still good.
Simon: What’s wrong Adrien? You have a serious look on your face.
Adrien: I don’t know but…I feel like we forgot something.
Adam: Um, after today’s events, what could we have possibly forgotten about?
Voice: Well, well, you finally found me! Took you long enough didn’t ya, yuh yuh yuh!
Pipsqueak: NOO! IT CAN’T BE!
Gregory: THE CLOWN IS THE FATHER?! THAT’S NOT RIGHT!
Voice: Are you in shock? Oh I bet you are, you little silly goose!
Pipsqueak: I CAN’T BELIEVE I WASTED MY TIME WATCHING THIS…
Gregory: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
©2014 Jerry Boutot III
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