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SCRIPT
Simon: Okay Adrien, will you please explain to us why we’re still here at this hour?
Adam: Yeah, and can you tell us why we’re in our pajamas? Because, if this is some kind of sleep over you have planned, then I’m leaving.
Adrien: Relax, it’s something like that, but hear me out.
Adrien: Now, I know that both you, including myself, keep waking up in the middle of the night because of our allergies.
Simon: Right, I told you this before.
Adrien: So, I took the liberty of creating a new sleeping pill, It will help you sleep at night, even if you’re suffering from your allergies.
Simon: Wait, have you even tested this pill of yours? For all you know, it could have bad side effects.
Adrien: Oh don’t worry about that. We’re going to be seeing the results very soon.
Adam: Um…why?
Adrien: Oh, I put a pill in each of your cups I gave you while eating dinner.
Simon: YOU WHAT?!
Adam: You DRUGGED us?!
Simon: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!
Adam: No fair Simon! Let me at him! I want to knock his lights out!
Adrien: Like I said, relax. As long as the symptoms aren’t bad, then there’s nothing to worry about.
Moon: Hey down there. Heh heh, little people.
Adam: Uh…Did you guys just hear that?
Moon: Guess what? I’m coming down to visit all of ya!
Moon: Oh, we’re gonna have so much fun!
Moon: We’re gonna party till the end of time itself!
Adam: Um…you guys are seeing this too, right?
Simon: …….I think I am…
Moon: Oh! We can go to the beach and I can be used as the volley ball!
Moon: And there’ll be a mountain of chocolate pudding! Oh, it’s going to be so fun!
Adrien: ………
Adam: GRRR!
Adrien: Eheh… Oops?
Moon: Hehhehheh, I’m having fun just thinking about it!
Ten Seconds Later
Simon: Well, that takes care of that.
Adam: Yup. Seriously, I hope this teaches him a lesson.
Moon: Aww. You’re leaving already? But I haven’t even arrived yet!
Adam: *sigh* I hope this talking moon doesn’t last much longer.
Simon: Ignore it. Come on, let’s go. I’m getting tired anyway.
Moon: Okay, bye bye! See you when I crash into Earth!
Adam: Shut up, non-exsistant talking moon!
Simon: Ignore it!
The moon hums to himself and then becomes sad.
Moon: Waahh! I don’t like being alone!
Adrien: AAAHHH! It’s putrid in here!
Adrien: I can’t believe they threw me in a trash can! All because my pill makes people think the moon’s talking! I mean, compared to the side effects of other pills, this can’t be just as bad!
Moon: *gasp* Oh oh, you’re still here! That’s great!
Moon: Oh, this is perfect! Hey, as long as I’m up here, I can show you my crater collection!
Adrien: ……Perhaps there is room for improvement after all.
©2014 Jerry Boutot III
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