Adrien: For the last time Adam, there are no such things as monsters.

Adam: Yeah?! Well, you tell that to the one living in my armoir! (more…)

Simon: Hmm, I wonder… What I should do today?

Simon: Perhaps I should go and hang out with Adrien? (more…)

Simon: Adrien…let me be perfectly clear…

Simon: This plan of yours…

Simon: is RIDICULOUS!

Adrien: Oh, really? And why is that?

Simon: You really want to know? Fine, I’ll tell you.

Simon: Since when is it ever a good idea to involve the talking moon?! Especially since Adam and I are STILL suffering from the effects of your pill from month ago!

Moon: *gasp* Oh oh! You remembered me! That wonderful!

Simon: And of course, it’s still talking.

Adrien: Yes, well, if you just listen to me for a moment, I’ll gladly tell you the plan.

Adrien: You see Simon, this device here is going to silence the moon. Well, to us at least. (more…)

Adrien: Oh right Doc, let’s get this over with.

Needles: Oh don’t you worry now, it’ll only take a moment.

Needles: Now, just sit tight, I’ll be right back.

Adrien: *tch* Whatever.

Adrein: Thought: I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe I have to get a booster shot. All because of a new disease called “Adams’ Stupidity!”

Adam: ACHOO!

Simon: Bless you.

Adrien: Thought: *sigh* But I can’t really blame him for this. It’s not exactly his fault…even if he was putting his fingers into what he shouldn’t.

Simon: I still can’t believe you put your fingers into- (more…)

Adrien: You know what? If there’s one thing that I hate, it’s when people genuinely try to scare you. Just to get a laugh out of it.

Adam: Yeah, that’s never fun. (more…)

Simon: *fff*

Simon: *gulp*

Simon: *sigh*

Adam: AAHH!

Simon: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Simon: Adam! You broke though my wall!

Adam: Yeah, uh, sorry about that! But this is important! It’s Adrien!

Simon: Wait, what happened to Adrien? (more…)

Simon: *whistle*

Simon: Hm? Wait a minute.

Simon: Don’t tell me I…

Simon: *sigh* …Great. I lost my wallet.

Simon: Oh! Wait a minute! I was just at Adrien’s place!

Simon: Hopefully, Adrien found it and is holding it for me. (more…)

Simon: Okay Adrien, will you please explain to us why we’re still here at this hour?

Adam: Yeah, and can you tell us why we’re in our pajamas? Because, if this is some kind of sleep over you have planned, then I’m leaving.

Adrien: Relax, it’s something like that, but hear me out.

Adrien: Now, I know that both you, including myself, keep waking up in the middle of the night because of our allergies.

Simon: Right, I told you this before.

Adrien: So, I took the liberty of creating a new sleeping pill, It will help you sleep at night, even if you’re suffering from your allergies.

Simon: Wait, have you even tested this pill of yours? For all you know, it could have bad side effects. (more…)

Adam: And that is how Christmas became a holiday.

Adrien: Um…No Adam, that’s not true.

Adam: Oh yeah? Well then, Mr. Smart guy, enlighten me.

Adrien: First off, did you get that information from a cereal box or something?

Adrien: And secondly, I’m not having this conversation with you, let’s talk about something else.

Adam: Fine… But I know I’m right. The internet never lies after all.

Hobo: Shelldon!

Hillbilly: My boat! (more…)

Adrien: *whistling*

*Adrien enters out house*

(more…)

Adrien: *sigh*……I’m bored.

Adrien: Thinking: Nothing exciting has been happening these days, and it makes life feel pretty dull.

(more…)

Adam: Thinking: Ahh. What a wonderful day. Today, I feel like nothing can go wrong.

SIMON BEGINS TO CHOKE

Adrien: *gasp* Simon!

Adam: Thinking: Then again, I’m known to be wrong most of the time!

Adam: AAHH! Simon’s choking! What are we going to do?!

Adrien: I don’t know!

Adrien: Quick! Call 911!

Adam: What’s the number?! (more…)

ADAM’S STOMACH GROWLS

Adam: Oh, great…

(more…)

Adrien: Dang it, I scraped my hand. *sigh* The one time I need a bandage, and I don’t have one.

Adrien: Hm?

Adrien: Well look at that, a convenient bush with leaves. I can use one as a temporary bandage.

ADRIEN LICKS THE LEAF

Simon: But Adrien! That’s poison oak!

Adrien: Oh come now! If it was poison oak, then wouldn’t I be- (more…)

Adrien: This is bad! Really bad! Once Simon finds out that I accidentally killed his hamster, he’ll knock me out for sure!

Simon: I’m back!

(more…)

Thug: Ready for the worst thrashing of your life, kid?

Simon: Do your worst, you jerk!

Adrien: Hey! You punk!

Thug: Hmm?

Adrien: So, trying to pick a fight with my friend huh? Well, guess what punk? You’re not walking away from this unharmed.

Thug: Oh, really, haha! And just how are you going to do that?

Adrien: Me? Oh no, I don’t have to do anything to you. That’s HIS job. (more…)

Simon: Careful Adrien, it’s a skunk!

Adrien: Relax, I got it.

Adrien: Listen up fur ball, it’s time for you to take your leave.

Simon: Wait, you’re going to talk the skunk into leaving? Oh yeah, that’ll work.

Adrien: Now come along, you little fur ball.

Simon: I don’t think that’s a good idea.

SKUNK POINTS TAIL AT ADRIEN (more…)

Adrien: Ha ha ha ha! What?! Did you think there was something new to see?!

Adrien: You came here for a laugh, but you know what?! You get nothing!

Adrien: Blaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Voice: Adrien:

Simon: Don’t waste the reader’s time with crap like this! Besides, the author’s not gonna like what you’re doing, so I suggest you start the comic before he notices anything!

*sigh*………..Fine…

Adrien: This

Adrien: Is

Adrien This. (more…)

Adrien: Red, blue or green?!

Simon: Why are you asking me?! You’re the tech expert!

(more…)

Adrien: Okay, let’s see if I can open this thing.

Adrien: Okay…come on now.

(more…)