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Simon and Adrien argue for what they should have for dinner!

SCRIPT

Simon: Burgers!

Adrien: Pizza!

Simon: We’re having burgers tonight!

Adrien: Well I say we have pizza for dinner instead!

Simon: We had pizza last night! And you need to lay off! You’re practically addicted to it!

Adrien: Really, says the guy who eats a burger every day for lunch!

Simon: You’re so addicted to pizza you look like you’re gonna turn into one!

Adrien: Yeah?! Well, you’ve eaten so many burgers you’re going to turn into one yourself!

POOF

Simon:……..

Adrien:………

Simon: Uh… I think we went a little too far.

Adrien: You think?!

Voice: *gasp*!

Adam: Giant burger…… Giant pizza slice…….

Simon: Uh oh…

Adrien: He’s not that stupid, right? I mean, he can see our faces…right?

Adam:………..

Adam: GIANT FOOOOOOD!!!!

Adam: EATING TIME!!!!

Simon: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Adrien: OH MY GOD!!!

ONE HOUR LATER

Adam: *BURP*

Adam: That…was gooooooooooood. That was the best dinner I’ve ever had.

Adam: Oh, wait, I forgot about Simon and Adrien: Surely they would’ve wanted some.

Adam: Ah, well, their loss. And I’m so gonna rub it in their faces later. Simon would’ve had that burger for himself, and Adrien would’ve eaten that pizza in a heartbeat. They’re gonna be so jealous when they hear of this.

Adam: *yawn* I’m tired. I think I’m gonna take a nap, on this nice wooden….smooth…floor…

Adam:*snore*……*snore*…….*snore*…….

Adrien: When we get out of here and get back to normal, I’m going to kick Adam’s butt!

Simon: Get in line! I got first dibs on beating the heck out of him!

©2013 Jerry Boutot III

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